July 24, 2009

updates

Couple of updates:

The goat (named Johnny G) has now been eaten. May he rest in peace and give no one indigestion.


My boss received another letter from her suitor- here are some highlights:


"...I have no bad intentions against you, but I want us to be more than just friends, very good friends indeed. Is it a sin if we become friends? I know you're a very busy girl in terms of work, but having friends is much more important. Am not a golddigger, am not fooling you around, am very serious Amanda. I also gave you my number but you never bothered to call me, maybe you think am an animal with a tail, a pair of horns, dirty, ugly, too hairy, without a home, and with a bad odor."

----he has still had no interview, but stay tuned for more from this guy!

a fresh perspective

So, I was wandering around my apartment on Tuesday night - lonely and a little depressed about moving, trying to finish off a bottle of merlot (did you know it's illegal to 'move' alcohol?)-- and I started thinking about some of the differences between the U.S. and where I've been recently. Here goes:
Shower: my first morning back home, I waited for 10 minutes for the shower to warm up - and then realized that I was in America and the shower had been hot for 9 minutes already, and would stay hot as long as I wanted it to. It was great.
Driving: my little car is like a ladybug compared to the monstrous landcruiser I've been driving in Uganda - it literally swallows me - you can barely see me inside. I've had to readjust to driving on the right side of the road - I keep catching myself thinking left, and then saying, "No, Abigail - right, right!!" Also it's a little strange to have to park in designated areas - in Gulu, I could literally park in the middle of the street - and maybe an hour or two later, a lazy policeman would walk by and say, "Madam, this area is not for parking." I could probably convince him to let me stay though...













This is the vehicle I drive in Gulu - on the left.

Feet: it is impossible to keep feet clean in northern Uganda. It doesn't matter what shoes I'm wearing or where I go that day - when I get home there will be a layer of fine, red clay dust from my ankles down. Here, I can wear open-toed sandals and by the end of the day - I can still tell what color my toes were in the morning.
Humidity: Each evening, since being back, I have opened up my screen door and windows to let a little fresh air into the apartment. Immediately, I'm hit with a wave of oppressively hot, humid air that makes me run to close windows and start the A/C. I don't think I was ready for Virginia in July.
Smells: no, not my smell - the smell of my surroundings. The scent Uganda always reminds me of some weird combination of BO, goats' milk, and dust. In the U.S. I'm sure there is a different smell, but I don't notice it - probably because I'm already accustomed to it.
Speed: I am doing a little more eating-out than usual (due to the move and to the fact that I prematurely packed all my kitchen items), and it is unbelievable to me that I can order a meal, and the food will be ready within minutes. In Uganda, I've waited hours for a meal. I often want to offer to go out back and kill the chicken myself, but I think that would be considered rude.










Eating is surely a lesson in patience - unless you are prepared and take snacks, which I do - no patience for me!

Dance: well, every single weekend - all night long, we are out dancing - the Africans love it, and they love teaching me new moves. Thankfully, they don't care about my already-learned crazy 'strokes' as they call them. Not so much, in the US.










Me trying to shake it like the Acholi ladies

My colleague Joel (r), showing Telex (l) how to dance Shakira.


July 23, 2009

What's in a name?

Everywhere I travel, my name sounds different. In Spain and Central America, me llamo Abigail ('Ah bee guy eel') - truly the most beautiful pronunciation of my name.

In Entebbe, a store vendor called me Mirembe meaning peace. I'm not entirely why he gave me this, as I was frazzeled-ly hunting through his shop for trinkets... Probably a ploy to get me to buy more, but I like it anyway.

In Gulu, my team gave me the Acholi name Nyapa Rwot. To have an Acholi name means you have been accepted and welcomed into the culture - my name means Chieftan's daughter, which makes my dad very pleased. They do treat me like a princess - why do you think I keep going back?

The most recent name I received was in Kenya, where our Masai friend Amos said he could not pronounce Abigail. But, he said, since it sounds like happiness (Abi/happy) - he would call me Nshapai. And he did - the whole weekend. "Nshapai, how are you this evening?"

I'm glad I don't have to choose among these names - I like each one.

July 19, 2009

the Great Migration

(this is a long one)

'Twindelé,' says Jonathan, our Masai guide. Dave continues driving across the rough road while I carefully scan the grassy plains for signs of life. It is day #2 of our 52-hour Kenyan safari in Masai Mara National Reserve. 'The Mara,' as Dave coolly calls it, is located in the Great Rift Valley, and is home to thousands of animals. We are here to see the Great Migration - one of the 7 wonders of the world. The Migration takes place every year when wildebeests, gnu, and zebras head south in search of food. Because these animals are so tasty, it's an ideal time to spot lots of interesting predators.

So far, we have seen 4 out of the Big Five --see if you can guess what we missed: Lion, Elephant, Hippo, & Leopard







































Leopards (or as Jonathan says lee-oh-pards) are extremely difficult to spot, but thanks to Dave's safari
driving skillz, we had a great sighting.







Cheetah are also rare - but we came across a total of 13!! Amazing. We were literally 10 feet away from the animals - just grabbing an afternoon siesta.







On day #1, we had already seen a herd of elephants (including a tiny, adorable baby!) - so on day 2, we are focused on lions and getting a view of the river crossing of the migration.















We drive as far as the border of Tanzania (props to Dave for this artsy photo), and then find a great spot to watch the gnu (pronounced here ga-new) cross the Mara river.











The banks are quite steep, but more dangerous are the crocodiles awaiting lunch.














All we can see for miles are zebras and gnu- they are marching skittishly toward the river, and any sudden movement by the truck will spook them. 'Polé, polé,' says Jonathan- we slow down, and turn off the engine, joining other safari trucks awaiting this amazing event. We wait. And wait.



Finally, one brave, dumb soul decides to make a break for it. It's go time.











Thousands of gnu rush down the steep embankment, wade quickly through the water, and storm up the other side to where the already-brave gnu are waiting. The noise is so loud, we can barely hear one another - all the animals are rushing, rushing down into the water - they are crowded so closely together.










Fortunately for the gnu, no crocs caught wind of the crossing (bet they were splashing themselves later). After a while, one car's movement spooked the animals, so they stopped moving across the river and went back to grazing. We yelled some encouragement ('Just do it!' 'You know you want to cross!'), but the gnu were finished for the afternoon.






And so were we! We drove back to camp and took a couple hours' break from safari and played with the weird birds around our campsite (the one pictured was my fave). We stayed on the banks of the Talek River, just ouside the park gates. This was a great locale - not just because they had toilets and frigid showers, but also because of the animals lurking nearby. One morning, Dave told me not to go wandering off alone - he had heard hippos wandering around the campground all night. I followed instructions.






That evening: 1. we found a pride of lions, 2. I got all black and blue from popping up through the sunroof while we were driving, and 3. we introduced some nice Masai friends to our extremely spicy chili.













The next morning (day 3), we packed up camp into the rockin (and only 1 week old) safari truck,and headed back through the park in search of rhino. Elam, topi, zebras, giraffes, lions, warthogs, and a cheetah later - we never spotted the rhino. Next time, definitely next time.

3 hours later (once again due to Dave's driving skillz) we landed back safely in Nairobi - this was record time. I kept saying - it felt like we were in a video game - how fast can you drive/swerve without hitting any of the following: potholes, trucks, buses, that police barrier, goats, or cows. Without being stopped even once by the police. And as far as we know - zero casualties.













This post has been brought to you by the letter S (like Safari truck), the letter M (for Maasai), and the letter D (for Dave). Thanks, Kenya!

Smattering of photos:























(This is the Great Rift Valley - which houses the Mara National R
eserve park)




































































If you like, see here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/allkindsoftime/sets/72157621825201438/ for about 300 more pictures.

July 16, 2009

Ain't no sunshine...

like African sunshine - that is certain.

I left Gulu this morning - always too soon for my liking. Last night my team took me out for dinner, drinks, and dancing - of course - I can't get away from it anywhere. We started at Diana Gardens, moved to Kyero-kyeri for dinner, popped over to 'Da Pub,' and then hit up 'Green Valley' and 'Herms' (rhymes with germs). I think we probably got home around 2 a.m., and then were all up for an early and very busy Friday.

It is difficult to say goodbye to my Ugandan friends, and also to Africa. I will miss the glaring sunshine, that freaking rooster crowing at 5:30 a.m. outside my window, the breezy nights where 60 degrees is considered 'too cold,' and especially the starry night sky. In Gulu there are very few street lights, so the stars are abundant. I will miss the morning greetings, being told I am most welcome to northern Uganda, the blinding smiles, and some of the outrageous outfits. I might even miss the yells that follow me down the street, "Heeey mzungu!" And of course, I will miss the dancing.There are some things I'd like to learn before my next trip to Africa, though: how to play pool, how to drive a manual car, how to build a fire in the middle of nowhere...

All for now- I'm off to Kenya and the Masai Mara for the weekend - I get to see the Great Migration of wildebeests. I am so excited! If I don't get eaten, I will post pics.

July 13, 2009

Proposal #657

In general the African men declare love more freely and more quickly than any other culture. Maybe that's because they are allowed multiple wives, and they are looking to add a white girl to their repertoire... That is my judgment of charity.

Today, my boss received one such proposal in a handwritten letter. Here is an excerpt, "Am not asking you for an appointment so that we may discuss jobs and contracts, what I have in mind is something quite different. You look so marvelous, young and so pretty... You happen to not know me, but am Kidega Isaac by nomenclature. Anyway that's just a brief introduction of myself, and there's plenty to know about me when you need to."

Sadly, our reception turned this fellow down for a personal interview - but maybe there's hope for other eligible bachelors.

July 11, 2009

National sports champions!

For the last three days, Uganda's national track and field championship for high schools was held in Gulu. My program sponsored the event and fixed up the stadium so that it would be able to handle the thousands of spectators who came to watch. It's very exciting that this event took place in Gulu - this is the first time that it has ever been hosted here, because of the violence that has been in the north of Uganda for the last 20 years.


Anyway, I finally got to watch some of the events today - some very exciting 4x400 relays, which the Gulu district won in the last 100 meters! The whole stadium was cheering and dancing - it was like the best high school pep rally you've ever been to multiplied by a thousand. I took some pics of the amazing runners who still run in bare feet - check out the stride length on these ladies--

back to basics.

I have long ranted about the uselessness of blogs and how no one should think that the whole world wants to read their every thought.

But recently a lot of my indignation has been transferred to Twitter (don't get me started), and I have decided that some of these stories from my trips are too good not to share. I know - this is just the beginning, soon I'll be tweating with the best of them... ick. Anyway, I'll try to keep these stories updated just for the entertainment of anyone who might want to read, and I promise to limit the soci
al commentary that nobody's interested in anyway.
-Abigail

There's a goat in my office

Seriously! So, I was going to give an intro to this blog (and try to excuse myself for caving in to this online society), but I have to share this first -

Someone donated a goat to one of my colleagues up here in Gulu, and now the goat has been designated our office pet. That is, until we decide to roast him and have a feast. But this goat is wreaking havoc everywhere he goes - he will wander into our office building and butt his head into things. He's broken countless cups and we always have to chase him back outside! A few days ago, we found him curled up under one of the desks, all entangled in the computer cords. This morning, the goat escaped our compound and our guard had to chase him back inside.

In answer to your inevitable questions - yes, the goat has plenty to eat - he is chomping away on the grass in our compound right now. And we actually named him after one of my colleagues - they seem to have similar personalities.